Phil Minimalist Quotes

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things, like napping."

"The only thing that's more painful than doing something is not doing it, but also eating that one weirdo cousin at the family reunion."

"Life is like riding a bike, except when you crash, you just end up with a bruised ego and a scratched knee."

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